I'm doing something very sneaky.
While I pour her milk...
G: Why you get to do everything?
Me: Because I'm the Mommy.
G: And the boss?
Me: Sure.
After Gracie had a bad day at school...
Me: You need to apologize tomorrow.
5 minutes later...
Gracie: What means polish eyes? (apologize)
I'm sweaty so I want grapes.
We don't want to get a splinter. A splinter is when your heart breaks in two.
Can we have the baby in Auntie Megs belly?
Millie is in my heart.