After I returned from a 3 day work trip...
"Mommy - do you remember me?"
"Oh shitake mushrooms!"
"This watermelon is really really good if I say myself."
"What gives?"
"Mommy, I dropped your phone in the toilet so I washed it in the sink with cold water."
"My boyfriend is graduating."
"Did you move to Pennsylvania when you grew up so you could find your one and only true love?"
To Mommy: "You look kinda a little bit fashionable but not so much."
In response to saying I may go swimming with her:
"Well you are gonna make some big waves."
"Mommy is the funniest looking, right?"
"Daddy, thanks for being so handsome at my graduation. I couldn't take my eyes off of you."
"Mommy your belly is hunormous!!!"
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